Dear CoedCherry.com ...

A few of the many letters that we receive from concerned readers

l*mo*ris****@gmail.com writes ...

From: M***********@*****.***
Subject: MICHAEL SMITH

I would like to inquire the price to buy out one of your models contract. Please email me so we can discuss more in depth.

Thank you,
Michael SMITH

From: Coed Cherry
Subject: Re: MICHAEL SMITH

Holy fucking shitballs. Yet another email from someone who completely disregarded the huge notice on our contact page that says that WE DO NOT PRODUCE CONTENT! That means we have no "model contracts"!

l*mo*ris****@gmail.com writes ...

From: l*mo*ris****@gmail.com
Subject: Content

STOP SHOWING EVERY F****** GIRL W/ A DICK IN HER MOUTH!!! SHOW MORE SOLO PICS LIKE ZISHY. THANK YOU

From: Coed Cherry
Subject: Re: Content

I AM SORRY THAT YOU ARE NOT HAPPY WITH THE FREE CONTENT ON OUR SITE!!!

P.S: WHY ARE WE F****** YELLING?

K******[email protected] writes ...

From: K******[email protected]
Subject: How to

If I were to consider obtaining a career in the porn industry. How would I go about auditioning for a part in a porno? Also if I wanted to audition for a part on your website do you have any openings?

From: Coed Cherry
Subject: Re: How to

You missed the notice on our contact form stating that we are not content producers. If you can't be bothered to care about our message, why should we read yours?

From: [email protected]
Subject: I really like your site thank you.

The model Monroe Lee a cheap call girl. Monroe Lee is not on any social media site so if she is real is hiding under her bed out of extreme fear. A girl that can't be found is practically useless and should not be looked at because they can't do anything but be smutty.

From: Coed Cherry
Subject: I really like your site thank you.

I really hope this is just a troll. We did not respond.

S***j.s****[email protected] writes...

From: S***j.s****[email protected]
Subject: I really like you sybil A

I really like sybil A.please reach my message to sybil I request you and please told her to contact me on my email please I really like her

From: Coed Cherry
Subject: Re: I really like you sybil A

In order to send us this email, you had to check a box promising that your message was not for a model. That was underneath a big notice saying that we can't deliver messages to models.

Either:

a) You did not bother to read our notice (in which case why should we care about your message?) OR

b) You really are that stupid

Either way these types of emails seriously piss us off because of the sheer number of them that we get, no matter how hard we try to get across that our site does not provide the ability to message models. If you want to talk to a model then stop being cheap and buy a membership to her site (the links are nice and big on every single gallery).

******@hotmail.co.uk writes...

From: ******@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: Offensive content citing sexual violence

"http://www.coedcherry.com/galleries/149056
Cites actual (not fantasy) sexual violence, this is not permitted. This model should be removed immediately"


From: Coed Cherry
Subject: Re: Offensive content citing sexual violence

Dear Crazy Psycho,

Your words are offensive to us because they represent a direct assault on the fundamental human right to freedom of expression. A right that, should it not be protected, would see the end to adult entertainment in its entirety. (In case you haven't noticed, ALL of the content on our website is offensive to *somebody* for various whack-a-doo reasons, not just your particular brand of crazy).

Your assault on our lawfully protected right to free speech has angered us. Clearly your message must be intended to incite violence!

Fortunately, we are mature and reasonable enough to choose not to act on the emotions triggered by your call to censorship. Instead we choose to run off to the nearest "safe zone" (the United States of America, with something called "The First Amendment to the Constitution" - Google it) where our precious butthurt feelings will be protected from your evil hate speech!

With love <3,
Coed Cherry

P.S - Look, we don't endorse, condone or agree with the message contained on Marina H's tattoo but her body is hers and her tattoo is protected speech like the content on our website. And for all we know, she is just a fan of the musical band Nirvana. In 1994 there were calls to censor their song titled "Rape Me" and pull their album "In Utero" from store shelves. Fortunately for the world, for culture, for art and for sane rational thought... that song is also protected speech.

Anonymous (via our Feedback form) writes ...

"You know that this whole service on the site is aimed to brake down all society by damaging the marriage association. It's your responsibility too to bring sanity and season as a chance for our crazy world. So you do something to stop this dirty practice"


From: Coed Cherry
Subject: Re: the "brake" down of all society

Viva la revolution!


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